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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:45
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
No way
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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